Only After Entering the Bathroom Did I Realize There Was No Toilet Paper
A devout Christian finds themselves in a bathroom dilemma with only a Bible at hand.
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Each sentence was submitted separately and chosen by community vote before the next one could be written. Nobody knew how it would end.
Read the Korean original →
In one corner lay a Bible. And I am a devout Christian believer.
Did I really have to use that? But then I realized something: the front pages had no text on them.
Before God created the heavens and earth in the beginning, I would have to wipe myself with that blank space.
But if it was before God created the heavens and earth, wouldn't that be okay? Perhaps I
might have actually accelerated the creation of the heavens and earth.
In the end, the blank space of the beginning became the first sacrifice for creation.
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