한국어

Only After Entering the Bathroom Did I Realize There Was No Toilet Paper

A devout Christian finds themselves in a bathroom dilemma with only a Bible at hand.

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In one corner lay a Bible. And I am a devout Christian believer.

Did I really have to use that? But then I realized something: the front pages had no text on them.

Before God created the heavens and earth in the beginning, I would have to wipe myself with that blank space.

But if it was before God created the heavens and earth, wouldn't that be okay? Perhaps I

might have actually accelerated the creation of the heavens and earth.

In the end, the blank space of the beginning became the first sacrifice for creation.

6 sentences Translated from Korean
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