한국어

On Day One of My Diet, the Chicken Shop Owner Called Me. 'Why Aren't You Coming Today?'

A person's diet resolution crumbles when a chicken shop owner calls, leading to an ironic twist involving a sudden rainstorm.

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Before the tremendous temptation of chicken, I wavered. Was it really better to start the diet tomorrow?

Yeah, the diet definitely starts tomorrow! I hypnotized myself and made up my mind to eat chicken.

Rather than hastening my demise with a pointless diet, it was far better to be saved by the Chicken Deity and achieve eternal life.

But when I opened the front door, a downpour began.

My dilemma deepened. Did I really have to push through this torrential rain just to eat chicken?

My head insisted I was hungry, while my body complained it was too bothersome, and they began to fight.

I clutched my head. 'O God, why do you test me with such trials!'

After the fierce internal struggle, I declared solemnly: 'Boss, please deliver it to my house.'

At that moment the owner said, 'Customer, I closed the shop just now.'

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